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💀🎖️ "Born to Booze" Skeleton Soldier Statue – The Ultimate Military Party Animal!
"HOOAH" Meets "LAST CALL"
This hardcore, beer-chugging skeleton is what happens when military pride collides with undead party vibes. Decked out in a helmet, shades, and bullet belt, with a cigar in his teeth and a brew in his bony hand, this tiny rebel is ready to raise hell (and your glass).
Why This Mini Mercenary Belongs in Your Ranks:
🍺 100% Military-Grade Partier – The "Born to Booze" base says it all.
🕶️ Bad to the Bone – Bullet belt? Check. Cigar? Check. Zero effs given? Double check.
🎁 Legendary Gift – For veterans, bikers, or that friend who’s technically an adult.
⚡ Instant Bar Decor – Adds attitude + dark humor to man caves, garages, or VA lounges.
Specs:
✔ Material: High-quality resin
✔ Size: 4" tall
Deployment Zones:
🏍️ Biker Bars – The ultimate shot glass companion.
🎖️ Veteran’s Man Cave – Because PT stands for "Party Time" now.
💀 Halloween Displays – Pair with toy guns & empty whiskey bottles.
🔥 "Pain Is Weakness Leaving the Body… But Whiskey Helps."
👉 Enlist Yours Today – The Party Starts at 1700 Hours!
"The only soldier who outdrinks the entire platoon... and doesn't even have a liver." 🍻💀
P.S. Perfect for White Elephant gifts—just watch the fight over who keeps it.
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